Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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