Someone shit on the floor
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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