i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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