I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Fuck appropriateness.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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