my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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