thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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