Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
All the doctor said was why
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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