They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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