just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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