Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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