okay pat passed out under dana's car
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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