she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Randomize
