I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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