Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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