if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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