What a fucking waste of an outfit
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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