it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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