I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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