They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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