More tranny stories later!
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Oh god it's open bar.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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