Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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