haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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