Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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