i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
No subtext here. People are naked.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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