What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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