You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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