I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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