god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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