is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
