so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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