I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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