glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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