Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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