Can Purell be used as lube?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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