Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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