every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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