butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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