y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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