yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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