So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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