were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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