tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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