I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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