speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just had sex on a roof
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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