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Im on beer infinity
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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