My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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