yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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