Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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