Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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