He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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