Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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